Sneaky
An inmate at a prison had a habit of getting out of work by being sick. First it was a tooth ache, and the prison dentist had to pull a tooth. Then the man came down with appendicitis and they had to remove his appendix. Following that were a rash of incidents ranging from tonsillitis and surgery to remove his tonsils to having one of his toes cut off in a freak accident.
The warden pulled the head guard aside and said, "We better watch that man."
The head guard replied, "Why?"
"I think he's trying to escape one piece at a time."
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An inmate at a prison had a habit of getting out of work by being sick. First it was a tooth ache, and the prison dentist had to pull a tooth. Then the man came down with appendicitis and they had to remove his appendix. Following that were a rash of incidents ranging from tonsillitis and surgery to remove his tonsils to having one of his toes cut off in a freak accident.
The warden pulled the head guard aside and said, "We better watch that man."
The head guard replied, "Why?"
"I think he's trying to escape one piece at a time."
http://www.clipartpanda.com/categories/prison-clip-art-free
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